Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JOKES. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Show off your dual loves of DIY computing and whiskey

Show off your dual loves of DIY computing and whiskey

Do you love computers? Do you also love whiskey? Well, why not combine the two? All you need to do is stuff a functioning PC into a bottle of your favorite brown water. After you've finished drinking it, of course.

Sure, it'll take some work to get it to fit, including cutting the glass. But if you're comfortable with that, you can stuff in a small motherboard and notebook hard drive to give yourself the booziest PC case around.

The questions are as follows:


1) How long was the 100 yr war?


A) 116

B) 99

C) 100

D) 150


Sardar says "I will skip this"


2) In which country are the Panama hats made?


A) BRASIL

B) CHILE

C) PANAMA

D) EQUADOR


Sardar asks for help from the University students


3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


A) JANUARY

B) SEPTEMBER

C) OCTOBER

D) NOVEMBER


Sardar asks for help from general public


4) Which of these was King George VI first name?


A) EDER

B) ALBERT

C) GEORGE

D) MANOEL


Sardar asks for lucky cards


5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:


A) CANARY BIRD

B) KANGAROO

C) PUPPY

D) RAT


Sardar gives up.


If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's

replies, then please check the answers below:


1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453


2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador


3) The October revolution is celebrated in November


4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.


5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.


Now tell me who's the dumb one....so not every time Sardar r dumb .....

comedy java interview

Java Interview

Java Interview attended by our Banta:

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.