Monday, December 28, 2009

Facts about Indian cricket team

*What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? 
-The entire Indian Innings. 

*Where do Indian batsmen perform there best? 
-In Advertisements. 

*When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name? 
-When he is bowling. 

*What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? 
-The walk back to the pavilion. 

*How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 
overs? 
-Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on. 

*What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? 
-3 runs in 3 balls. 

*What is the height of optimism ? 
-Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

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