Monday, December 28, 2009

Double Meaning Messages

- He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine! 

- Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? 

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb. 

- How do u teach a blonde maths? 
U subtract her chlothes 
Devide her legs 
And square root her. 

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